Party Favors 2022

[shmaylor]

This year we have a ton of awesome Party Favors! Some are part of a game called Filk Broken Telephone, which we will post separately. Here are all the others!

If You Give a Murderbot Access to Entertainment Media [text, audio] (The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie Series - Laura Numeroff)
written by bluegeekEM, performed by blackglass
Summary: A Murderbot pastiche based upon Laura Numeroff's "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie."

in it to win it (BTOB (Band))
written by resistate, performed by the24thkey
Summary: You ABANDON Sungjae? You adopt new babies and neglect him?? Oh! Jail for dads! Jail for dads for 1000 years!!!!!

We don't talk about Eris (The Iliad - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
written by GwenChan, performed by bookworm135, CassieIngaben, Cathalinaheart, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, irrationalpie, nonplussed, PhenomenalAsterisk, and RhetoricalQuestions
Summary: Eris, the goddess of Strife, the golden apple, the war. You know how it went.
A brief recap.
In song form.

we should have sent a poet (US Consumer Product Safety Commission (Twitter))
written by resistate, performed by elaineofshalott, secretsofluftnarp, Shmaylor, and silverandblue
Summary: Good morning and welcome to this special hearing of the United States Consumer Product Safety Commission. I’m your host, Bird Ben Frankin. Please let the record state that the time is 04.00h exactly and the place is a Coast Guard ship stationed near—Ron, where are we near?

Arboreal (방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS)
written by celli, performed by idellaphod
Summary: Min Yoongi doesn't want a soulmate, but he likes Kim Namjoon.
Kim Namjoon doesn't want a soulmate, but he likes Min Yoongi.
The universe, and their friends, just might see things differently.

Office Supplies as a Love Language (방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS)
written by celli, performed by idellaphod
Summary: “It happened again!” Namjoon told Hoseok the next week. He kept his voice down; the new guy was at the coffeemaker behind him, and Namjoon did not want Min Yoongi to hear him being slightly unhinged over office supplies. Min Yoongi seemed cool, and said funny things under his breath in meetings, and was picking up the fixed asset tracking system faster than anyone Namjoon had ever seen. Namjoon wanted to look like a normal interesting person, not someone obsessed with--
“More legal pads?” Hoseok asked, not quietly.

your humble servant, [illegible] (Dragaera - Steven Brust)
written by resistate, performed by frecklebombfic
Summary: Four times Morrolan e'Drien definitely meant to write to Sethra Lavode, and one time he maybe didn't.