Pinch hit author needed (ETA: FOUND!)

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Edit: We've found our pinch hit! Thanks, everyone.

We're looking for a pinch hit author who is both reliable and fast and who can match the podficcer in one of the following fandoms: ASOIAF/Game of Thrones, Dragon Age, Agents of SHIELD/MCU (prefer AOS but I'm familiar with everything in the wider MCU except Daredevil), Welcome to Night Vale, Penny Dreadful, Rivers of London, Kingsman, Fairy Tales.

Less-traditional-to-podfic formats welcomed.

Please let us know if you think you might be able to help, and/or spread the word to others you know who might be interested—we'd love to find a pinch hit by the end of the day!